Clues To My Heart. Brought To You By Lifetime Movie Channel
Shane
I came up with the phrase a few months back, but for some reason the last week it hit me that it should be on a shirt.
6: 57pmMe
lol
6: 57pmShane
So now I want to get Steve Burns to wear it. But not Joe. He was a tool.
That and Joe wasn't his real name.
6: 57pmMe
exactly
of course it wasnt
lol. Blue didnt like the retool that Nickelodeon made to the show.
All the changes brought her to insanity.
and Joe wasjust the start.
6: 59pmShane
That's why Joe couldn't use his real name.
His testimony won't stand up in court.
Again, no evidence.
6: 59pmMe
For Steve was Blues first and only true love.
It wasnt beastiality. It was a crime of passion.
7: 01pmShane
This summer. Steve Burns and Blue the Puppy star in... The Clues To Your Heart.
7: 01pmMe
Only on the Lifetime Channel
7: 02pmShane
Turns out Steve had an affair with Magenta, and Blue decided to get her revenge.
7: 03pmMe
Paprika witnessed the adultry when going over to show Magenta his new toy. He confided in his mother Mrs. Pepper who was a real gossip queen.
7: 04pmShane
Slippery confessed to being involved in threeways with Magenta and Steve, for obvious reasons.
7: 06pmMe
Soon everyone on the countertop knew of Magentas promiscuity. Everyone except Blue
7: 09pmShane
It was Periwinkle who ended up spilling the beans, because he thought Blue knew about it.
7: 12pmMe
Blue broke down and went into a rage. Periwinkle ended up lying in of pool of her blood.
7: 13pmShane
Tickity was the next to go. Blue turned on DST on her then sent her to Arizona, wherE DST doesn't exist.
7: 15pmMe
Everyone was on edge now. No one knew what was happening, but at the same time, no one expected Blue to be the one commiting these heinous crimes.
7: 15pmShane
Soon, Steve asked her what was going on, but since she couldn't talk, she started up a game of Blue's Clues.
7: 20pmMe
And it was then that the greatest "game" was started. With everyones lives at stake.
7: 21pmShane
The first clue was on a box of condoms that Steve thought he had hidden away. But Blue found them.
7: 29pmMe
Steve stared in realization as he came to realise that someone knew.
And they were on to him. And they were pissed
7: 30pmShane
But he knew he needed to find more clues to figure out who knew.
7: 31pmMe
The second clue was a stained satin bed sheet
It was found on top of the washer that Mrs. Pepper used
7: 32pmShane
At this point, Steve was scared shitless. He didn't know what was coming. Just then, it was mailtime. Mailbox opened, but instead of revealing the usual letter from his friends, it was Magenta's disembodied tail.
7: 35pmMe
Steve was sick. He cried as he grasped the tail and something fell out of it. He fumbled with it until he realized what it was. It was a stick with a blue plus sign on it.
7: 37pmShane
Steve was panicking. He didn't know what to do, but he knew he needed the third clue. Soon, he came across the computer, and he saw the pawprint on it. However, when he inspected it, he noticed that an article had been pulled up about Loretta Bobbit...
7: 40pmMe
Steve got sick. He immediatly closed the browser and what he saw made him white. It was a picture of him with a bloody X around his face.
7: 41pmShane
He sat down in the thinking chair. He couldn't even concentrate, he wasn't even sure if there was an answer, or if the clues were just warnings for him.
7: 49pmMe
It was then that the doorbell rang and Steve jumped oiut of his pants. He grabbed a umbrella and opened the door slowly.
7: 54pmShane
He fell to his knees when he finally opened the door. Lying all over the front yard were pieces of Magenta's dismembered body. At the center of the yard was a strange shape, but as Steve looked closer, he realized it was the fetus of his and Magenta's love child.
7: 58pmMe
Suddenly, the lights shut off. Steve tried to turn anything on but the whole house was without power
7: 59pmShane
Using the dim light that poured through the window, he made his way to the backyard, where he saw Blue standing amoungst the corpses of the rest of the housemates, just staring through him.
8: 01pmMe
Blue looked at him coldly and held out her paw. Inside it was Paprika. Blue started squeezing and Paprika screamed out. Blue took her paw and snapped Paprikas neck. All as Steve watched helplessly.
8: 02pmShane
Steve began crying helplessly, screaming "I'm sorry! What can I do?!" Blue pointed to a gun laying between them, with one last bloody pawprint on it.
8: 28pmMe
Steve looked in horror as he realized what Blue had wanted done. He trembled as he picked up the revolver. He looked at it then cried.
-
aeonra liked this
-
jellybeansniper reblogged this from bryanleeyoung
-
bryanleeyoung posted this
